Minecraft Dungeons/Descriptions and Quotes

Melee Weapons Description
"Blacksmiths and soldiers alike use the Great Hammer for its strength in forging and in battle."

- Great Hammer in-game description

"A sturdy and reliable blade."

- Sword in-game description

"The axe is an effective weapon, favored by the relentless Vindicators of the Arch-Illager's army."

- Axe in-game description

"A blade fit for expert warriors and fighters, its blade is crafted to inflict precision damage."

- Katana in-game description

"The glaive, wielded by the servants of the Nameless One, is a weapon with style and power."

- Glaive in-game description

"A toxic cloud seems to follow the Venom Glaive wherever it goes..."

- Venom Glaive in-game description

"The Mace is a brutal tool of war and what it lacks in finesse; it makes up for in power."

- Mace in-game description

"The pickaxe has been the iconic tool of adventurers and heroes for as long as anyone can remember."

- Pickaxe in-game description

"Diamond is one of the most durable materials, making it an excellent choice for a pickaxe."

- Diamond Pickaxe in-game description.

"Daggers are the weapon of cravens - or so folk say."

- Daggers in-game description

"A ceremonial weapon that hails from the same region as the Desert Temple."

- Sickles in-game description

"The spear, with its long reach and powerful range, is a solid choice of weapon."

- Spear in-game description

"This ancient weapon inflicts grave blunt damage to those who cannot evade the deadly metal ball."

- Flail in-game description

Ranged Weapons Description
"A simple but well-rounded piece of weaponry. The hunters of the Pumpkin Pastures say that a bow doesn't let you down, unlike other trinkets."

- Bow in-game description

"The crossbow is the ranged weapon of the Illagers and is a common sight among Pillager warriors."

- Crossbow in-game description

"The Longbow, crafted for hunting rather than battle, is still useful in a fight."

- Longbow in-game description

"New reloading technology helps this crossbow fire more rapidly than those that came before it."

- Rapid Crossbow in-game description

"The power of TNT fused with the latest in archery design resulted in this devastating crossbow."

- Exploding Crossbow in-game description

"The Imploding Crossbow has been magically fine-tuned to maximize the impact of the explosion."

- Imploding Crossbow in-game description

Armor Descriptions
"This armor, crafted near the shores of a great sea, was inspired by the scales of fish."

- Scale Mail in-game description.

"Hunter's Armor may not be fit for a Knight, but it will stop a blade."

- Hunter's Armor in-game description

"Potent magical runes are weaved into the fabric of these robes, their origins and powers are shrouded in mystery."

- Evocation Robe in-game description

"The Ember Robe was created by Illager Evokers to distinguish themselves from the common guard."

- Ember Robe in-game description

"The distinguished Splendid Robe is worn by the hardened Illager warriors who protect the Arch-Illager."

- Splendid Robe in-game description

"The Battle Robe is worn by the distinguished Illager Evokers of the Arch-Illager's court."

- Battle Robe in-game description

Artifacts Description
"You hear the distant howling as you hold the Tasty Bone in your hand."

- Tasty Bone in-game description

"The Corrupted Beacon holds immense power within. It waits for the moment to unleash its wrath."

- Corrupted Beacon in-game description

"Iron Golems have always protected the Villagers of the Overworld. Their numbers are dwindling as a result of the Arch-Illager's war."

- Golem Kit in-game description

"Shock Powder is a reliable tool for those who wish to make a swift exit."

- Shock Powder in-game description

"This item has the faint smell of an open field, baked bread, and freshly cut crops."

- Wonderful Wheat in-game description.

"Eaten by daring warriors before battle, the Death Cap Mushroom drives fighters into a frenzy."

- Death Cap Mushroom in-game description

"No one know what mysterious creature this feather came from, but it is as beautiful and powerful."

- Light Feather in-game description

"A spell radiates from this trinket, enchanting those nearby into a trance where they must protect the holder of the medallion at all costs."

- Love Medallion in-game description

Locations & Missons Descriptions
"The village is under attack by the Arch-Illager's evil minions. Someone needs to save the Villagers before it is too late!"

- Squid Coast in-game description

"The village is burning. No doubt, this is the work of the evil Arch-Illager and his minions. They sweep across the land like a ravenous scourge, subjugating or destroying all in their path. This is a time for heroes like yourself. Make haste. The Villagers have need of you."

- Squid Coast opening cinematic.

"You were too late to rescue the Villagers, but don't fret. They're still out there somewhere, waiting for a hero to find them."

- Squid Coast victory message.

"The Arch-Illager has come to power using the Orb of Dominance, turning the Overworld upside down. Power is collecting in strange places, the undead are stronger and refuse to burn in the sunlight, and Illagers are raiding the countryside! The Illagers capture the defenseless Villagers and move them east, towards their mysterious base in the Redstone Mines. The first step in their ruthless journey starts by going through Creeper Woods, a mob infested maze of tangled roots and branches. Move quickly if you wish to save the Villagers from a terrible fate!"

- Creeper Woods in-game description

"By the Arch-Illager's decree, all free folk are now enemies of the Illager empire. Find the caravan and stop the Illagers, for there's no telling what dreadful doom will befall our Villager friends."

- Creeper Woods opening cinematic.

"These villagers are free from the clasp of the Illagers, all thanks to you."

- Creeper Woods victory message

"The witches of Soggy Swamp have polluted the land with their wicked brews. We can't let their potions fall into the hands of the Arch-Illager, who would surely use that power for no good."

- Soggy Swamp in-game description.

"A coven of wicked witches live at the heart of the sinister swamp. They conjure up all manner of brews to empower the Arch-Illager and his ever-growing army. If you don't find and defeat those witches, the Illagers will be unstoppable. But tread carefully, the swamp is home to many horrors."

- Soggy Swamp opening cinematic.

"The Arch-Illager's potion supply is no more! It'll be a long time before the witches recover from this blow. Well done!"

- Soggy Swamp victory message.

"The Illager raids have reached the once-quiet fields of Pumpkin Pastures. As the Villagers were dragged off in chains and everything burned, it seemed all was lost. But one village still stands in the chaos. That last homely hearth remains a beacon of hope, but they need our help!"

- Pumpkin Pastures in-game description.

"The Illager raids have roasted this once lush land to ruin. Only one village remained unspoiled in this corner of the world. Make haste, Hero! You must warn the Villagers there of the battle to come. You are their only hope."

- Pumpkin Pastures opening cinematic.

"You did it! And the Villagers of the Pumpkin Pastures go on to fight another day."

- Pumpkin Pastures victory message

"The Illagers have finally accomplished their goal: to tear the redstone from the very heart of the mountains. With that kind of power, no one in the Overworld will be able to stand in their way. Time is running out to stop the Arch-Illager before it is too late."

- Redstone Mines in-game description

"There are unsettling rumblings in the mountains of the Overworld. Whispered rumours say the Illagers are building something dreadful, far beneath these ancient mines - something of soot, metal, and flame. Only a hero such as yourself could brave the cavernous underground and uncover the truth."

- Redstone Mines opening cinematic.

"So the rumors were true! The Illagers are building a dreadful forge under the mountain."

- Redstone Mines victory message.

"Those who wish to reach the desert have to traverse the winding paths and trails of Cacti Canyon. A complex network of tunnels, chasms, and caves have led even the most level-headed adventurers astray. Those who wish to survive this sandy labyrinth must rely on their wits."

- Cacti Canyon in-game description

"The Arch-Illager seeks to summon armies of the undead using a power that rests deep within an ancient and forgotten desert temple. Finding the temple, however, is an adventure in its own right for the entrance lies hidden somewhere in this canyon, a sprawling maze of malevolent mobs and lost secrets."

- Cacti Canyon opening cinematic

"Ah, you found the ancient desert temple. Who knows what truths and treasures await you inside?"

- Cacti Canyon victory message

"The wind-blown sands of the Desert Temple have wiped away the traces of a vast and ancient kingdom. Yet secretive power still lingers here. The enchanters of this ancient, nameless kingdom once practiced necromancy, magic that summons the dead. Now, generations later, the Illagers have arrived to try and pry power from these dusty tombs. Who knows what power they may find, but something else also protects these dusty crypts..."

- Desert Temple in-game description

"Deep within these halls awaits a powerful necromancer, the forgotten ruler of a nameless kingdom. The necromancer wields an enchanted staff that holds the power to summon the undead. We must destroy it before the Arch-Illager can claim it in his tiny, evil hands. That would surely be the doom of us all..."

- Desert Temple opening cinematic

"The necromancer's staff is destroyed. Once again, the Arch-Illager is thwarted."

- Desert Temple victory message.

"The Fiery Forge, the beating heart of the Illager war-machine, is the source of the Arch-Illager army's power. Vindicator axes, redstone golems, and enchanter spellbooks all originate from the fires of this vile place. This fortress has long been impossible to breach, and none would even dare try. But even a place like this must have a secret entrance..."

- Fiery Forge in-game description.

"The Fiery Forge - where the Arch-Illager builds monstrous machines that devastate the villages of the Overworld. He must be stopped. Strike with everything you've got, and raze this forge to ruins."

- Fiery Forge opening cinematic

"The Fiery Forge is destroyed. The war machines of the Illagers have been smashed."

- Fiery Forge victory message

"The Arch-Illager and his minions are gathering in the grand halls of Highblock Keep to celebrate their recent victories. If we strike while the Illagers are all in one place, we could turn the tide of this conflict."

- Highblock Halls in-game description

"You've made it to the abhorrent abode of the Arch-Illager, Highblock Castle. The halls are crawling with soldiers and sorcerers, so keep your blade at the ready and your wits about you. Find the throne and confront the Arch-Illager."

- Highblock Halls opening cinematic

"The Arch-Illager escaped to the ramparts. Press on Hero, you mustn't let him get away!"

- Highblock Halls victory message

"It is time to end the Arch-Illager's reign of terror. We've trapped the little tyrant in the highest tower of the castle, and there is nowhere left for him to run."

- Obsidian Pinnacle in-game description

"The Arch-Illager fled to the ramparts of Highblock Castle, but he can't have gotten far. Make haste and fight your way through to the highest tower. The Arch-Illager and his reign of terror ends tonight."

- Obsidian Pinnacle opening cinematic

"The Arch-Illager. The enemy of the Villagers, was defeated. Great heroes saved the day, and vanquished evil. Thanks to you, all was well... Until it wasn't..."

- Ending cinematic

"A sprawling crypt lies deep below the forest floor where the Illagers believe they can continue their wicked work undisturbed. Will you stop them or will you get lost in the dark?"

- Creepy Crypt in-game description

"There are plenty of treasures hidden in the swamp's caves. Claim them before the Arch-Illager can!"

- Soggy Cave in-game description

"What's this? You've stumbled upon an outpost used by the Arch-Illager and his wretched band of ill willing bootlickers! Surely stealing his secret plans and grabbing his ill-gotten loot will set him back considerably!"

- Arch Haven in-game description

"No keep is complete without a dungeon and Highblock Halls is no exception. Who knows what the Arch-Illager has hidden away down here? There's only one way to find out..."

- Underhalls in-game description

"Moo? Moo!"

- Secret Level "???" in-game description