Shifty Jack (CSR Racing)/Quotes

"Hughie has a voice like an angel, from deep in the valleys - but once he starts racing, his McLaren 650S sounds more like the devil himself."

- Shifty Jack about Hughie

"Next is Tamara, queen of the track. Her Aston Martin V12 Vantage S cuts lines as sharp as her cheekbones, know what I mean?"

- Shifty Jack about Tamara

"Kirstie McManus can drive her McLaren F1 GTR round highland mountains at top speed without breaking sweat, so straight drags are a walk in the park."

- Shifty Jack about Kirstie

"Aiden's got the soul of a bard - watching him race his Lotus Evora GTC is poetry in motion."

- Shifty Jack about Aiden

"And they call me Shifty Jack. Don't ask why, just concentrate on racing.

You've gotta beat each of my captains 5 times before you even think about taking me on. Let's go racing!"

- Shifty Jack about himself and The Spitfires

"I've seen worse. Seen better, too. Race my entourage a few times. If you can survive that, maybe I'll race you."

- Shifty Jack to the player in his first race against his entourage

"Errol warned me about you. But I reckon the old man was just having a dodgy day. I'm better than him, anyway!"

- Shifty Jack about Errol

"Don't give up, do you? But you should. You don't stand a chance."

- Shifty Jack in his second race against the player

"The kid gloves are off. Watch your back, if you know what's good for you!"

- Shifty Jack when he loses for the second time

"You're getting to be a right royal pain. I'm gonna put you in your place!"

- Jack in the third race against him

"Dammit, maybe Errol was right. But I won't give him the satisfaction of finding out!"

- Jack when he loses for the third time

"I've made a lot of improvements to my car since the last time we raced. You're gonna see 'em all!"

- Jack in the fourth race against him

"I'm gonna knock your block off if you try that again. This ain't fair!"

- Jack when he loses for the fourth time

"Getting silly, now. No more Mr. Nice Guy, you hear me? Final race!"

- Shifty Jack in the final race against him

"Errol was right, you must have cheated somehow! You ain't heard the last of this!"

- Shifty Jack when he loses for the final time